lameust:

dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

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i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

 

(via greetings)

coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

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silenthill:

yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!

yall today: pussy or butthole

(via greetings)

Anonymous:
My boyfriend bought me pizza then ate me out. I think it's safe to say I'm going to marry that kid.

brxkenpetal:

marry him, don’t think it twice

liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

(via greetings)

forever:

my new favorite holiday is valentines day bc of these being all over tumblr

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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

dirtylittledamsel:

WHERE

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EMOJIS

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(via cumcup)